HAHHAHAHAA i lumt dora kush i ka shkrujt

Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen
Bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter
Celular------------------------muhabet hava
CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi
CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi
Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap
Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap
Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur
Let�rnjoftim(Pasaport�)-----Surrat tapi
Lavatri�e----------------------Gjullurdi kazan
Kondom-----------------------shyqyr llastik (sagllam llastik)
mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng
M�sues------------------------Llafazan hajvan
Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf sallam
Nx�nes------------------------Medrese qyqar
Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek dynja
Profesor----------------------Medrese delenxhi
penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Rrobalar�se------------------Bulldum kazan
Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap
Regjister notash-------------Menxyre defter
Raki---------------------------U deme shyqyr
shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan
sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet
Sht�pi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet
Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan
tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar
Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor
Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli
budall ----------------- sagllam ahmak
katunar --------------- insan byrek
pite me mish --------- D�nner �l kebab
Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap
Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bashqe
Kupa Botrore------------------gjygym dynja
Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan
Bilete kthyese-------------------pishman billet
forum---------------Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan
Autostrada-------------Hyxhym xhade
Truproja-------Azgan dajak
Impotenca-----Saber selamet, se devri qamet
Printer----------hazer defter
Tabut ---------- xhenet Taxi
nevojtorja ---------- berbat kolib
vetesherbimi ----------- filhall vet hyzmet
kufiri -------------- megje me tela
pasaporta---------- tefter per ryshfet
doganierit --------- lyps me vertetim
Cooller ------------ Gazuz insane
Bush ------------ tollusum sherif
Sharon ----------- arkash Hitlerin
Tian-Pin----------- azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam-----------gjynah vezir
Taxi ------------- jallah-shofer
Forumit ------------ zahmet muhabet
Agregatit ------------ koftor zahmet
Kuller ------------ takllagjyn shmeker
Revoles------------------egjel halet
Frizit ---------------------Arbain kuti
Deres se burgut---------kapigjik dajak
Makina e Policise--------siklet limuzine
Antenes satelitore ------legen dynja
Shqiponjes ------------ -Turbo Bylbyl
emigrant===medet jabanxhi
gjarper===llahtar ushkur
dhimbje koke==rrashte siklet
orgji=kallaballek lezet
mei ra me dore (autoerotizem)=== demek lezet
Seks=== Qejf marshallah
D�shir� per seks===Qejf ishallah
banjo (wc) ----kake bire lezeti
frigorifer---kallkan carranik
varrezat---medet bahqe
kostum banjo---edepsez jelek
bordel---xhinde han

ahahhahahaha sa te papame

barsalet:

Ishte nje her nje shqiptar ne turqi edhe kthehet ne shqip pas ca kohesh. E pyesin:
-Po he si ishte Turqia?
-Bukur fare, vend me te papare ska.
-Po ndonje llaf turqisht mesove?
-Plot. He ca do ti?
-Si i thon bukes se nxehte?
-Hek Mek.
-Po bukes se ftohte?
-EEEEEEE Ku e linin ata te ftofesh buka...

Mos e posto barsaleten ktu o poc se ka tem apostafat per barsalet :P

hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ca fjalori i papamm mee eejj.
hallall lalii..

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